This post is titled never have i ever. Since i have joined the IDF i have overcome many obstacles, cried a lot but most of all have done things that I never thought I would ever do in my entire life. Here is a short list of things both funny, michali, and serious for you.
1) get so excited to see toilet paper- the army does not provide you with toilet paper.
2) poop in the field. (while talking to other girls doing the same)
3) not shower for a week and think that was ok
4) fire a machine gun
5) get excited about chocolate milk in a bag (shoko basakit)
6)think that the more worn out something is that i recieved the cooler it is because it shows "pazam"
7) teach human beings how to aim at a target with a face on it
8) have conversations with girls while being completely naked and showering
9) sleep standing up
10)hear about combat soldiers sleeping together in a hole and think it was normal
11) have friends that jumped out of planes (for you sam)
12) considered young even though i am older then all the comanders
13) thought i would curse
14)thought i would be ok sleeping on a top bunk
15) sleeping in a very disgusting sleeping bag
16)share everything - down to deodarant and bras
17) have saturday night upsettingness before going into the army the day after
18)call people just to complain about being tired
19)worn the same clothes day in and day out not caring about the level of grossness they are in
20)been excited for field meals because that means that its not magic puff stuff you add water too
21)meet so many people and exchanged who has it harder
22)been so tired or so happy to be doing what im doing
22 points one for every year of my life.
soon i will be turning 23 .
soon i will be in america to visit
soon i will be in the army for a half a year
wow
yours,
michali
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